Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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