So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize
