Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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