I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i drank out of a bidet.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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