Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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