Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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