TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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