i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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