You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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