Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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