HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Houston, we have a blender
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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