i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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