i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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