I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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