You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Randomize
