May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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