didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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