He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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