"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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