Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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