I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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