ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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