i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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