could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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