I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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