This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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