I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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