420 ftw
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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