god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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