he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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