Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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