I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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