At least make sure they are 18
Why
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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