I bet he comes in French.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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