My room smells like vodka and shame
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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