But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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