i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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