You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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