Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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