I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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