Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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