I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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