I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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