That's intense
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
