He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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