You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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