HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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