That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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