Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
