took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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