I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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