it's like iHOP with fire
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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