She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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