Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
