Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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