Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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